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zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

aelx:

ipoog:

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

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if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

conspicuouslad:

I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.

transfaerie:

not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

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There’s porn on Netflix?

Reblog if you support transgendered people

danyellkills:

cautiously-ironic:

My parents are convinced that everyone is against transgendered individuals and are therefore using that to justify their stopping me from going ahead with my hormone treatment. everyone that reblogs this will go in a book for my parents. Please Help!

100%

gymleaderkyle:

if youre in a heterosexual relationship like who gets to be the woman and who gets to be the other woman?

curiosamathematica:

The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.
It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.

curiosamathematica:

The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.

It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.

Tell me why you followed my blog

queenfreija:

comradewodka:

galapogostiks:

GUYS

HOLD YOUR FUCKING HORSES

I HAVE MANAGED TO PINPOINT ONE OF THE BIGGEST TURNING POINTS IN COMEDY HISTORY

and thus

a beautiful friendship was born

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