ORLY of House Snark
sagalibratic:

sagalibratic:

sagalibratic:

look at this bear

did u see this bear

this bear did u see it

What bear? Is it somewhere behind that big dog?

sagalibratic:

sagalibratic:

sagalibratic:

look at this bear

did u see this bear

this bear did u see it

What bear? Is it somewhere behind that big dog?

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ultrafacts:

dominusr:

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Passport pl- 
I AM THE QUEEN



The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.
So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ultrafacts:

dominusr:

ultrafacts:

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Passport pl- 

I AM THE QUEEN

The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.

So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

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moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

warriortomaiden:

trendytranstrender:

The most ridiculous gendered item i have ever seen is toothpaste

"His and Hers" Rubik’s Cubes.

coeurandrogyne:

madmanwithsomesocks:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

This arc took a total of three scenes in the season (four if you count the scene where she’s not in the visiting room) and it still carried more weight than everything Larry’s dealt with the entire series.

this guy is like 50000x more important than Larry.

princessworthsaving:

myinnersherlock:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

Did the guy have a drink? because if he was drunk then what did he expect?

Maybe he wanted to be decapitated!

princessworthsaving:

myinnersherlock:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

Did the guy have a drink? because if he was drunk then what did he expect?

Maybe he wanted to be decapitated!