ORLY of House Snark

terminal-bisexuality:

60% of straight women say they would never date a bisexual. 50% of straight men say they would never date a bisexual. 40% of gay men and lesbians say they would never date a bisexual. Bisexuals are obviously just greedy. They’re just bisexual so they can sleep with fewer people and lose opportunities for relationships based solely on their sexual orientation. 

me seeing a video game: ok but can I play as a girl?

aobatoppingnoiz:

ironically, enforcing the idea that Youre Only Gay And Trans If You Cant Stop Thinking About It only further reinforces the idea that being cishet IS the default, IS the norm, that if you dont feel REALLY REALLY OVERWHELMINGLY not cishet you cant be queer or trans and its…

punwitch:

I wish I could vomit creep and little larvae and have them build hives and make me baby zerglings to cuddle with and send to violently murder capitalists

For The Swarm Revolution, Comrade Kerrigan

sneakingbear:

charmedsevenfold:

Is this Hetalia

"Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting."
Someone must draw this.

558 plays

oboe-of-time:

Clocktown performed on oboe

recorded by pinklacequeen

cuttlefishdoctors:

thecakeisaratt:

Goodbye, Caroline.


# I cannot come to terms with my own humanity or the tramautic reality that I was betrayed by a man I trusted and subjected to mental torture
# via immortality in a machine
# Therefore I am saying ‘goodbye’ to the human part of myself and deleting the knowledge that I was once human
# so that I never have to face the moral implications of my own actions
Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?
pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

50 things that cishets need to stop saying